I want a pet boy.

Seriously. I’m really imagining a ‘boy’ here – some wide-eyed, innocent thing with a cute face and a pretty body, like such^, but perhaps with a bit more melanin and inner spark/personality1.

The scenario I’m imagining isn’t even strictly sexual. I mostly imagine him eating dinner out of a bowl at my feet at mealtimes, dutifully raising his cute little head for a congratulatory pat, lathering my body with his bare hands in the shower, frolicking around in little else but a tight pair of short-shorts that not-so-subtly showcase his beautiful boy-bulge.

Okay. Maybe it would be sexual. But just a little.

..or maybe a lot. Especially if he were queer. I could amass a harem of cute little faggy boys who’d instantly make out with each other on my command.

1. That boy is a gay porn star, by the way. Which is very hot, but I’m a little sad that the vast majority of images of men being sexy aren’t made for women. It’s like, come on, people – girls get horny, too.


~ by fistfulofsunshine on September 6, 2009.

One Response to “I want a pet boy.”

  1. LOL

    A lot of guys would take you up on that…myself included šŸ™‚

    I don’t know why, I’ve always wanted to be a pet though

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